"I love you, baby"
"Excuse me what the fuck did you just call me?"
i get online and i see all this talk about babies
i dont like babies and i don’t trust them, i don’t want to be a part of this
First time watching fireworks:
First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:
First time getting caught in a bubble shower:
First time driving through a dark tunnel:
First time chatting with a puppet:
First time finding a new recipe in a cooking magazine:
First time forgetting how spoons work:
First time seeing ice cream:
Whenever I’m feeling sad, I look at this and realise how fucking amazing the world is
be with someone who is proud of you!!!